Fiction

Recently the Star wrote:

"Curses, foiled again! Melanie Griffith and her Zorro Star hubby Antonio Banderas gave two gardeners the ax after they caught them using four-letter words in front of their kids. The couple had already warned the workers not to use foul language at their L.A. home if the children were within ear shot, so when the guys did it again, the Tinsel town twosome dismissed them on the spot. Now that's laying down the
lawn-er law!"

Fact
First of all our gardeners speak Spanish and are perfect gentlemen. Secondly I "swear" that we haven't fired anyone recently.